here we are; where are we?

There was once a man, a manly man. His name was Nik. He enjoyed the likes of Tom Hardy, Benedict Cumberbatch, many British men. But more than that, he also watched a lot of tv and movies. He got in deep. Fandom-level deep. He's more than a fanboy, too, he's a poly transdude with an impatience for stupidity and massive insecurities (he's working in it). He's a rogue young man beating his own path through brambles and enjoying the blackberries and the view.

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

ughsocialjustice:

I found this and I figured you guys could use the laugh.

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

zandapheri:

scientists have isolated the gene that makes you become a eugenicist and are somewhat torn as to what to do with this

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

Hi! Do you have any fics dealing with sub drop? Love the blog!
Anonymous

thesterekstories:

so many bdsm fics written, not as much sub drop but here you go!

The Mending That You Need (3,861 | Explicit)

“He’s not my boyfriend, Stiles. He’s a man from a club. I couldn’t call him, if I wanted to.”

Sit, Stay (2,802 | Explicit)

Stiles doesn’t wake up that morning thinking today I’m going to pretend to be a dog.

looking for it (finding heaven) (69,721 | Explicit | WIP)

Everyone knows from birth if they are a Dom or a sub. Markers in the blood show which one is going to be, and when maturity is reached, a tattoo is put on the left hand that displays which you are and indicates readiness for a claim.

Dominant Derek Hale is determined not to take on a submissive after a deadly mistake in his past. But the Alpha, his uncle Peter, has other ideas. He arranges for Derek to claim Stiles Stilinski, much to Derek’s initial dismay. But as soon as he sets eyes on the sassy submissive, all his Dominant urges flare to life and his wolf demands that he claim what belongs to him.

Love of the loveless (78,135 | Explicit)

“This is a club for people interested in BDSM Mr Hale. I assume you know what that is or else Peter is going to regret messing with us next time he comes in.”

As Luck Would Have It (I’m already smitten) 47,997 | Explicit | WIP)

When Stiles meets his Dom for the first time, it’s nothing like the cutesy, lovey-dovey Subflicks he used to drag Scott to when they were thirteen. There’s no burst of sunshine when they collide, no sudden swell of violins when their eyes meet; only a really big dent in the front of his Jeep and a seriously pissed off Alpha glaring at him from the sidewalk.

Alpha Drop (2,796 | Explicit)

Derek doesn’t always ask for this, but when his responsibility gets to be too much, Stiles will always be there to help him set it down, however Derek needs.

The Way I Feel (10,332 | Explicit)

“Okay, go away,” Stiles says loudly to make sure that Scott and Erica can hear him over Derek’s growling. His hands are so slick with blood, he keeps fumbling his keys, barely managing to unlock the Jeep and get out his emergency duffel. “Leave him the fuck alone for a bit.”

“We’ll go and take care of the corpse,” Scott says, taking the duffel out of his hands and unzipping it for him. He holds out a towel to Stiles, looks him up and down. “You’re sure you’re fine?”

“It’s not my blood,” Stiles snaps, wiping down his hands, arms. Fuck, even his face and throat are slick with it and he really, really wants it off. Derek keeps circling them, eyes fixed on Stiles and his body’s still trying to shift back onto four feet, the bones and muscles bulging outwards against his skin and Stiles has no idea why Derek’s freaking out this badly.

Even Forbidden Fruit Gets Picked (18,658 | Explicit)

When Stiles’ best friend gets himself bitten by a rogue werewolf, Stiles convinces him to seek aide from the local pack. Stiles tags along, ready to help Scott despite the knowledge that he likely wouldn’t be welcome. After all, Doms rarely ever approved of Stiles and he thought the Hales would be no exception. So he was surprised to find that not only had the rogue seemed to develop some kind of creepy fascination with him, the young alpha wolf, Derek, seemed to want him as well.

Unexpected (4,126 | Explicit)

Stiles isn’t unfamiliar with what adrenaline does to people. Forget what the movies tell you, Stiles knows his research and he’s read first hand accounts of actual soldiers who surround themselves with death and killing. The urge to counteract all that is as intense as is the way blood pounds through your system, a cocktail of chemicals that require some sort of outlet. Hell, some of what Stiles founds doesn’t require reading between artfully obtuse lines, either.

Suspension of Trust (5,599 | Explicit)

Original Prompt: sterek: bottom!derek aftercare LOTS OF IT I don’t care what the scene was but I require at least ELEVEN FEELS

Of Loving Bondage series

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

braincoins:

the-meta:

mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

Watch the entire thing. Seriously the first part is funny but the second part is dead serious.
This video is exactly the reason why the anons who have complained about me re-blogging this stuff are bullshit. To everyone else- Please continue donate and spread the world if you can.

My uncle has ALS. He was diagnosed in the late 90’s and we’re fortunate that he’s still with us, even if he can’t walk or talk or do much of anything on his own. He signs his emails “Don’t give up. Never give up.”

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

lelaid:

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

Funny that when they do this I only hear about it on tumblr, but when they try to limit guns and the second amendment it literally becomes a congressional uproar.

thupercollider:

that’s it. that’s the show.

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