here we are; where are we?

There's a Nik. This Nik isn't totally sure what he is, but he does know he identifies as male, and wants to present that way to the world, but maybe he doesn't mind his breasts if he can hide them, and maybe some sexy underwear is in order. Nik only likes dick, except for that junk he's kinda curious about? Nik knows not. In the mean time, Nik likes fandoms, and social issues, and running his business, and apparently speaking in fucking third person. How fucking pretentious, Nik. Damn.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

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